{"id":1355,"date":"2016-05-31T10:31:11","date_gmt":"2016-05-31T14:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/?p=1355"},"modified":"2016-05-31T10:31:11","modified_gmt":"2016-05-31T14:31:11","slug":"que-o-humor-nos-salve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2016\/05\/31\/que-o-humor-nos-salve\/","title":{"rendered":"Que o humor nos salve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1356\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2016\/05\/31\/que-o-humor-nos-salve\/pato\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?fit=480%2C252\" data-orig-size=\"480,252\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pato\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?fit=300%2C158\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?fit=480%2C252\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?resize=480%2C252\" alt=\"pato\" width=\"480\" height=\"252\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?w=480 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?resize=300%2C158 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Do The Piau\u00ed Herald<\/p>\n<p>Dois \u00e1udios pedag\u00f3gicos, gravados por Michel Temer, vazaram no WhatsApp. Num deles,o presidente interino ensina as primeiras palavras em latim ao filho. No outro, lhe d\u00e1 algumas li\u00e7\u00f5es sobre rima pobre e rima rica, al\u00e9m de recitar um poema infantil de sua pr\u00f3pria lavra: \u201cMeu patinho amarelinho \/ Cabe aqui na Constitui\u00e7\u00e3o \/ Quando quer fazer impeachment \/ Com seus amigos faz conspira\u00e7\u00e3o \/ Ele bate panelas, e faz que n\u00e3o viu \/ Que tem muito medo de uma dela\u00e7\u00e3o\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7wKYW-lR","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1357,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions\/1357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}