{"id":14269,"date":"2017-10-11T23:22:29","date_gmt":"2017-10-12T03:22:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/?p=14269"},"modified":"2017-10-11T23:22:59","modified_gmt":"2017-10-12T03:22:59","slug":"antes-que-me-delatem-pra-entrar-na-marra-no-paraiso-confesso","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2017\/10\/11\/antes-que-me-delatem-pra-entrar-na-marra-no-paraiso-confesso\/","title":{"rendered":"Antes que me delatem pra entrar na marra no para\u00edso, confesso"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"14270\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2017\/10\/11\/antes-que-me-delatem-pra-entrar-na-marra-no-paraiso-confesso\/fa938aeb-bcb6-44d1-91ab-64fb244bd7f8\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FA938AEB-BCB6-44D1-91AB-64FB244BD7F8.jpeg?fit=306%2C480\" data-orig-size=\"306,480\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"FA938AEB-BCB6-44D1-91AB-64FB244BD7F8\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FA938AEB-BCB6-44D1-91AB-64FB244BD7F8.jpeg?fit=191%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FA938AEB-BCB6-44D1-91AB-64FB244BD7F8.jpeg?fit=306%2C480\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FA938AEB-BCB6-44D1-91AB-64FB244BD7F8.jpeg?resize=306%2C480\" alt=\"FA938AEB-BCB6-44D1-91AB-64FB244BD7F8\" width=\"306\" height=\"480\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-14270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FA938AEB-BCB6-44D1-91AB-64FB244BD7F8.jpeg?w=306 306w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/FA938AEB-BCB6-44D1-91AB-64FB244BD7F8.jpeg?resize=191%2C300 191w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 306px) 100vw, 306px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Quando crian\u00e7a desafiei minhas amigas a comer maga com leite. (Induzimento ao suicido). <\/p>\n<p>Quando crian\u00e7a, invoquei  esp\u00edritos com um copo e o alfabeto em peda\u00e7os de papel e minhas amigas acreditavam no que dizia que ia acontecer como porta-voz de visagens. (Charlatanismo)<\/p>\n<p>Quando crian\u00e7a, servi perfume pra minha irm\u00e3 como se fosse ch\u00e1. (les\u00e3o intestinal grave)<\/p>\n<p>Quando crian\u00e7a,  menti a idade pra fazer catecismo e roubei h\u00f3stia pra saber o gosto de nada, antes da primeira comunh\u00e3o. Eu tinha as chaves. (Furto qualificado)<\/p>\n<p>Declaro, por minha livre e espont\u00e2nea vontade, em pleno (h\u00e1 controv\u00e9rsias) gozo de minhas faculdades mentais.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quando crian\u00e7a desafiei minhas amigas a comer maga com leite. (Induzimento ao suicido). Quando crian\u00e7a, invoquei esp\u00edritos com um copo e o alfabeto em peda\u00e7os de papel e minhas amigas acreditavam no que dizia que ia acontecer como porta-voz de visagens. (Charlatanismo) Quando crian\u00e7a, servi perfume pra minha irm\u00e3 como se fosse ch\u00e1. (les\u00e3o intestinal&#8230;<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2017\/10\/11\/antes-que-me-delatem-pra-entrar-na-marra-no-paraiso-confesso\/\">Continue a leitura <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7wKYW-3I9","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14269"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14272,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14269\/revisions\/14272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}