{"id":1969,"date":"2016-06-27T12:20:39","date_gmt":"2016-06-27T16:20:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/?p=1969"},"modified":"2016-06-27T12:20:39","modified_gmt":"2016-06-27T16:20:39","slug":"da-secao-e-cada-uma-do-jornal-folha-do-sul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2016\/06\/27\/da-secao-e-cada-uma-do-jornal-folha-do-sul\/","title":{"rendered":"Da se\u00e7\u00e3o \u201c\u00c9 CADA UMA&#8230;\u201d, do jornal FOLHA DO SUL"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1970\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2016\/06\/27\/da-secao-e-cada-uma-do-jornal-folha-do-sul\/burro\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/burro.jpg?fit=499%2C351\" data-orig-size=\"499,351\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"burro\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/burro.jpg?fit=300%2C211\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/burro.jpg?fit=499%2C351\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/burro.jpg?resize=499%2C351\" alt=\"burro\" width=\"499\" height=\"351\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1970\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/burro.jpg?w=499 499w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/burro.jpg?resize=300%2C211 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/burro.jpg?resize=426%2C300 426w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Prefeito de Vilhena entre 1989 e 1992, o madeireiro Lorivaldo Ruttmann entrou para o anedot\u00e1rio popular do Cone Sul, a despeito da boa gest\u00e3o que fez. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Uma dessas piadas envolvendo o popular mandat\u00e1rio:<\/p>\n<p>Um servidor acabou fundindo o motor de uma velha caminhonete Toyota durante viagem ao distrito do Corg\u00e3o. Rigoroso, Ruttmann exigiu um relat\u00f3rio detalhado do ocorrido. O pr\u00f3prio motorista da picape, de forma\u00e7\u00e3o escolar prec\u00e1ria, ficou em d\u00favida ao narrar o epis\u00f3dio:<br \/>\n&#8211; Prefeito, eu devo escrever que o carro se atolou ou atolou-se?<br \/>\nRuttmann, tamb\u00e9m pouco estudado, por\u00e9m muito sabido, apresentou a solu\u00e7\u00e3o para a quest\u00e3o gramatical:<br \/>\n&#8211; Se foram as rodas da frente \u00e9 \u201cse atolou\u201d; se foram as traseiras, tem que escrever \u201catolou-se\u201d.<br \/>\n&#8211; Mas ficou pregado com as quatro rodas no lama\u00e7al&#8230;<br \/>\n &#8211; Ent\u00e3o p\u00f5e a\u00ed: \u201cSe atolou-se&#8230;\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Prefeito de Vilhena entre 1989 e 1992, o madeireiro Lorivaldo Ruttmann entrou para o anedot\u00e1rio popular do Cone Sul, a despeito da boa gest\u00e3o que fez.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7wKYW-vL","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1969"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1971,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1969\/revisions\/1971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}