{"id":20725,"date":"2019-03-07T09:57:49","date_gmt":"2019-03-07T13:57:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/?p=20725"},"modified":"2019-03-07T09:57:49","modified_gmt":"2019-03-07T13:57:49","slug":"golden-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2019\/03\/07\/golden-shower\/","title":{"rendered":"GOLDEN SHOWER"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"20726\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2019\/03\/07\/golden-shower\/da6d4708-fc77-44e1-b1c7-e6cf1fc4b509\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/DA6D4708-FC77-44E1-B1C7-E6CF1FC4B509.jpeg?fit=490%2C280\" data-orig-size=\"490,280\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"DA6D4708-FC77-44E1-B1C7-E6CF1FC4B509\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/DA6D4708-FC77-44E1-B1C7-E6CF1FC4B509.jpeg?fit=300%2C171\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/DA6D4708-FC77-44E1-B1C7-E6CF1FC4B509.jpeg?fit=490%2C280\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/DA6D4708-FC77-44E1-B1C7-E6CF1FC4B509.jpeg?resize=490%2C280\" alt=\"DA6D4708-FC77-44E1-B1C7-E6CF1FC4B509\" width=\"490\" height=\"280\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-20726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/DA6D4708-FC77-44E1-B1C7-E6CF1FC4B509.jpeg?w=490 490w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/DA6D4708-FC77-44E1-B1C7-E6CF1FC4B509.jpeg?resize=300%2C171 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No 247, Por Lel\u00ea Teles &#8211; Bolsonaro, seus filhos e o seu guru das estranjas, n\u00e3o fizeram outra coisa at\u00e9 aqui do que urinar.<br \/>\nEles est\u00e3o demarcando territ\u00f3rio.<br \/>\nNos minist\u00e9rios, o cheiro \u00e9 insuport\u00e1vel; no Pal\u00e1cio do Itamaraty, aquele meteoro agora flutua sob um f\u00e9tido espelho de urina.<br \/>\nO Palha\u00e7o do Itamaraty n\u00e3o para demarcar seu territ\u00f3rio, cada exonera\u00e7\u00e3o \u00e9 uma mijada.<br \/>\nO \u00faltimo a sair apague as luzes.<br \/>\nDaqui a pouco s\u00f3 restar\u00e1 aquele trecho do Samaba do Ernesto (fomo e num encontremo ningu\u00e9m).<br \/>\nAt\u00e9 o bisonh\u00edssimo Guaid\u00f3 balan\u00e7ou o pequeno instrumento antes de abotoar as cal\u00e7as ao deixar o pal\u00e1cio.<br \/>\nA Lava-Jato da educa\u00e7\u00e3o o que \u00e9 sen\u00e3o uma mijada?<br \/>\nEles querem chegar nas universidades dizendo: aqui quem manda agora \u00e9 n\u00f3is.<br \/>\nPissssss. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No 247, Por Lel\u00ea Teles &#8211; Bolsonaro, seus filhos e o seu guru das estranjas, n\u00e3o fizeram outra coisa at\u00e9 aqui do que urinar. Eles est\u00e3o demarcando territ\u00f3rio. Nos minist\u00e9rios, o cheiro \u00e9 insuport\u00e1vel; no Pal\u00e1cio do Itamaraty, aquele meteoro agora flutua sob um f\u00e9tido espelho de urina. O Palha\u00e7o do Itamaraty n\u00e3o para demarcar&#8230;<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2019\/03\/07\/golden-shower\/\">Continue a leitura <span class=\"meta-nav\">&raquo;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7wKYW-5oh","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20727,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20725\/revisions\/20727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}