{"id":1355,"date":"2016-05-31T10:31:11","date_gmt":"2016-05-31T14:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/?p=1355"},"modified":"2016-05-31T10:31:11","modified_gmt":"2016-05-31T14:31:11","slug":"que-o-humor-nos-salve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2016\/05\/31\/que-o-humor-nos-salve\/","title":{"rendered":"Que o humor nos salve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1356\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/2016\/05\/31\/que-o-humor-nos-salve\/pato\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?fit=480%2C252&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"480,252\" data-comments-opened=\"0\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"pato\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?fit=300%2C158&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?fit=480%2C252&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?resize=480%2C252\" alt=\"pato\" width=\"480\" height=\"252\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/pato.png?resize=300%2C158&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Do The Piau\u00ed Herald<\/p>\n<p>Dois \u00e1udios pedag\u00f3gicos, gravados por Michel Temer, vazaram no WhatsApp. Num deles,o presidente interino ensina as primeiras palavras em latim ao filho. No outro, lhe d\u00e1 algumas li\u00e7\u00f5es sobre rima pobre e rima rica, al\u00e9m de recitar um poema infantil de sua pr\u00f3pria lavra: \u201cMeu patinho amarelinho \/ Cabe aqui na Constitui\u00e7\u00e3o \/ Quando quer fazer impeachment \/ Com seus amigos faz conspira\u00e7\u00e3o \/ Ele bate panelas, e faz que n\u00e3o viu \/ Que tem muito medo de uma dela\u00e7\u00e3o\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-notas"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7wKYW-lR","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1355"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1357,"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1355\/revisions\/1357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogdalucianaoliveira.com.br\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}